Projects

Create an account on x.com
Quit Work
Restart work
Create an account on Robinhood
Start engagement farming
Increase Robinhood buy limits!
Increase CoinWorld buy limit
Increase CoinWorld buy limit II
Increase CoinWorld buy limit III
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Create an account on CoinWorld ($15)
Create an account on NFTLand ($150)
Twitter Bot ($12,000)
Make Shitcoin ($100)
Stock Market Performance Tracker ($1,500)
Make Twitter bot
Design New NFT Series
Team Up With TikTok Influencer
Team Up With D-List Celebrity
Team Up With C-List Celebrity
Team Up With B-List Celebrity
Team Up With A-List Celebrity
Get real.
NFT redesign ($500)
Get into politics
Get serious about politics
Fund the 'Congressional Crypto Caucus'
Found the 'Fair Crypto PAC'
'Maximon Longevity Prize'
The 'Shitcoin Museum of Rare Art' (15 Works of Art)
Lobby for Bitcoin strategic reserve.
Create political change
Find a dark place to hide (Free)
Flee to your nearest compound (10 Gold Bars, 1 Compound)
Flee to New Zealand (30 Gold Bars, 1 Plane, 1 New Zealand Compound)
Keep hiding (Free)
Placate the mob (Rare Art Inventory, Gold Inventory)
Get Torn Apart By The Mob And Die (Free)

Work

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CoinWorld

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NFTLand

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Robinhood

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$NVDA
$90.00
$TSLA
$150.00
$GME
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Gold
Private Security
Longevity Research
Rare Art
Bunker
Ranch
Plane
Malibu Compound
Yacht
New Zealand Compound